Run a free full auditTwo Fools Tavern is a bar located at 3211 Central Ave NE in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It holds a 4.60 rating based on customer reviews. The establishment was created to replicate the warmth and charm of authentic Irish pubs, featuring European-style furniture, pictures, and knickknacks. Tom and Jeff are the primary owners, with Pete and Alan associated with the venture. The tavern offers a large whiskey selection, described as the largest in the Southwest, along with ales, stouts, and artfully poured Guinness.
The menu features Irish-inspired and pub foods. Appetizers include Liffey Chips, beer-battered fish with four dipping sauces; Two Fools Irish Nachos with cheddar, green chile, and cottage pie beef; Bakers Dozen Wings with house-made Guinness BBQ or hot sauce; Macho Nachos with black beans and green chile; Scotch Eggs wrapped in house-made sausage; and Cashel Blue Cheese Dip served with Irish brown bread and potato chips. Other starters include homemade chips and salsa, and Chile Cheese Chips.
Main dishes include Galway Bay Salmon Plate, featuring whiskey-cured gravlox salmon with cucumber and caper relish; Guinness Beef Stew in bowl or cup sizes with house-made brown bread; Jester’s Pot Pie with chicken, mushrooms, and green chile; and the Paddy O’Malley Melt, a burger made from ground pork, beef, and brisket on grilled rye. The Perky Turkey features apple wood smoked turkey breast with Monterey Jack cheese. Salads include The Kerryman Chopped Salad, Green Man wedge salad, Original Spin with Black Forest ham and candied walnuts, and Cobb Salad in small or large sizes. The Whatever Special offers a cup of soup or tavern salad with a half sandwich choice of turkey, pastrami, ham, or roast beef.
The tavern is open Monday through Thursday from 11:00 AM to 10:00 PM, Friday and Saturday from 11:00 AM to 11:00 PM, and Sunday from 11:00 AM to 9:00 PM. It is closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. On December 24th and New Year’s Day, it is open from 11:00 AM to 4:00 PM. Contact information includes the phone number +1 505-265-7447 and email [email protected].
Located on Central Ave NE in Albuquerque, the tavern sits about 250 feet from the Welcome to Burque public artwork and less than a tenth of a mile from the Nob Hill neighborhood.
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